Pug Story in the Onion

Dog Breeders Issue Massive Recall Of '07 Pugs

WASHINGTON, DC—While pug owners are accustomed to chronic dog malfunction, the latest animals are prone to more than the usual overheating, seizures, and joint failure.

I love the Pug. I also posted this story to the Pug Lovers Group on Meetup.com (here) at 3:05 PM...I'll let you know views and responses in 24 hours.